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Revolt TV. Diddy is a genius.

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Revolt is here!

What’s Revolt? you ask.

Revolt is Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs’ latest venture whose singular goal is to turn the concept of a music video channel on its ear.

If you’re not up on Revolt, I don’t blame you.

The station just launched last night at 8:00 pm EST, and it’s only being carried by two carriers: Time Warner and Xfinity/Cablevision.

On Time Warner, it’s on channels 105 (standard def) and 692 (HD) but I couldn’t find the channel listings for Cable.

And if you’re like me, you’re ass out.

It’s not yet available on Fios.

But don’t fret, just visit Revolt.tv, click “Watch Live” and you can catch the live stream.

I’ve been doing just that since last night.

And you know what?

Diddy is on to something.

According to their website, Revolt “represents the architects who define culture and influence society.”

A bit of a stretch, but I see where he’s coming from.

Hip Hop went from fringe to mainstream, and today it’s a global phenomenon.

Musicians and performance artists have a significant influence on youth culture and society at large.

Think Jay Z, Beyonce, Obama and Cuba.

Or recently Miley Cyrus ‘twerking’ incident

Virtually any event from pop culture, which became mainstream news unequivocally supports this premise.

When MTV started 30 years ago, no one would have imagined that Hip Hop artists would dine with presidents, or pop stars would be advising major corporations.

Today, its a whole different story.

And Revolt is pushing the envelope.

For the most part Revolt is devoted to videos, which range from hip hop to alternative to heavy metal to pop to music that can’t fairly be defined by genre.

And they’re not you’re traditional MTV/VH1 videos either.

They’re highly stylized, graphic, trippy and a lil’ left of center.

You will find no bootleg Video Music Box videos on Revolt – sorry Ralph McDaniels.

In fact Diddy expressly states that artists who want their videos to appear on his station will have to step up their game.

Does that mean no more stripper poles and make it rain videos?

And while you may see some videos you recognize, a lot of them are being aired on Revolt for the first time.

Interspersed between videos are the occasional commercial, station identification and vignettes of Diddy walking around Brooklyn stopping traffic announcing the arrival of Revolt to the world.

In one Revolt clip, Diddy pays a cabbie $100 to stand on the roof of his cab, stopping traffic.

In another he encourages the gathering crowd to be disruptive by walking down the middle of the road.

He treats an entourage of young people to cheesecake at the world famous Junior’s, and lays out his game plan for eyeball domination.

Spinning a yarn, he tells the assembled youth that they are the future of music.

Per Diddy, Revolt is going to break the mold for music video stations, because Revolt won’t be restricted to one genre of music.

Revolt is for all genres.

While I was a lil’ tired of Diddy’s shameless self promotion, I have to acknowledge his genius, which stems from the fact that he’s tapped into music’s life blood – the youth.

I’m going to keep an eye on Revolt to see if it remains true to its mission of empowering youth.

Who knows, the iconic phrase “I want my MTV!” may one day become “I want Revolt TV!”

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Barbara Walters’ list was bogus. The REAL most fascinating people of 2009

These folks were worthy of your voyeuristic attention this year.

Last night, I watched Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2009 on ABC, and let’s just say I was underwhelmed.

After wading through *YAWN* Lady Gaga (who looked like Barbara Walters her damn self), Jenny Sanford (played out by her philandering husband), Glenn Beck (racist wasp), Tyler Perry (he’s RICH b*tch!), Adam Lambert (“I’m gay.” Duh!), Brett Favre (bustin’ out at 40), Kate Gosselin (Jon is a punk), the Jackson children (and why exactly are they fascinating?) Sarah Palin (Moronic, yes. Fascinating, no.) and…wait for it, wait for it…Michelle Obama, I was like that was BORING!

Michelle Obama is Barbara’s most fascinating person for 2009. Why? Oh, because of her great arms. What kind of absolute nonsense is this? How can a woman’s arms make her the most fascinating person in the entire United States? Does Michelle Obama have the best arms of any first lady? She might, but who cares?

I was so disappointed that I decided to create my own list, as follows:

10.  Jay Z. 2009 was a big year for Jay. It marked the first time he had a Billboard number 1 single, Empire State of Mind with Alicia Keys. He celebrated one year of marriage to Beyonce Knowles, and turned 40. Big things for the biggest name in hip hop.

9.  Bernie Madoff. Bernie made-off with an alleged $65M of other folks’ money. Even after he was caught and under house arrest, he tried to smuggle jewels and cash to his family and friends. I think they’re considering changing the name of the hustle from Ponzi to Madoff scheme, because Bernie took duping to new heights.

8. Dr. Conrad Murray. After the heat that Dr. Jan Adams (the doctor that killed Kanye’s mom) received, I thought that Black male doctors would have stepped up their game when it came to dealing with their celebrity clients. I was wrong.

7. Black women who support Chris Brown. What a commentary on the self esteem of women of color, when they rally to the defense of a punk ass b*tch who puts his hands on women. It’s one thing for his immature friends (Omarion, Ne-Yo, Puffy) to stand in his defense, because they’re boys. But the sheer hostility that other Black women demonstrated towards Rihanna, was SCARY.

6. Henry Louis Gates, Jr. He had amnesia and forgot he was a black man. How could I NOT put him on the list?

5. Jaycee Lee Dugard. Props to this girl for living through kidnapping and 18 years of unadulterated torture at the hands of a pedophile (he needs to be castrated). Her story gave hope to thousands of parents of missing and abducted children.

4. Lil Wayne. Who else can be perpetually high, have two baby momma’s (Lauren London and Nivea Hamilton) give birth at the same time, be featured on three top 20 Billboard singles and have a documentary (The Carter) all at the same time?

3. Charla Nash. She’s on the list for courageously surviving being attacked by Travis the Chimp because she didn’t want her daughter to be alone in the world AND for showing us how she looked on Oprah.

2. Maria Belen Chapur (aka Governor Sanford’s mistress). Her milkshake was so good that this fool went AWOL for it. Bump governing South Carolina. Bump the wife, the kids. Gimme some of that Argentinean booty!

1. Tiger Woods. Until he was caught, he displayed panache worthy of the most fascinating person designation (what’s the count at now, 15?). Who knew that the squeaky clean, world’s number one golfer could be so trifling AND sloppy?!

Full Disclosure: I picked my wife’s brain for some of the individuals featured on the list. She vehemently disagrees with Jay Z (she thinks he should be number 15 or 16).

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