I’m totally useless.
Because I’m in love with my iPhone 5.
Sure, I’m an Apple Fan.
And Apple fans are freaks.
But I have true, deep, heartfelt affection for an inanimate object.
I’ll admit I’ve always checked for Apple products.
I beheld my first iPhone with wonder.
I held it up in the sky, Simba-like, examining it from all sides as the screen glint in the sunlight.
I recall the glee I first felt starting my iPhone for the first time.
I could barely contain my excitement as the apple logo illuminated the screen, and then cede to the landing page with all those wonderful icons.
The thought of it still makes my heart flutter.
But that was a time long ago.
Subsequent iPhone releases have failed to generate any similar reaction in me.
In fact, I’ve been downright hostile towards them.
I’ve resisted the old bait-and-switch Apple is famous for, and passed upgrades to the 3G and 3GS.
When the 4 dropped, I felt that enough had changed over the course of the three years I’d owned my phone.
To be honest, I felt a little embarrassed to still be rocking a first gen.
And while the 4 was a serious device, it didn’t move me the way my first iPhone had.
So it was with much consternation that I copped the 5.
I was still jaded by the Apple bait-and-switch.
I mean really, six phones in less than five years?
But it was love at first sight.
It She was tall, slim and elegant.
I felt my heart palpitate as the AT&T associate handed
it her to me.
As much as I tried, I couldn’t resist
I just knew these feelings were fleeting.
It’s just a phone.
Sure, Apple came up with another sleek design and raised the bat.
But it’s just a phone.
Three months later, I can’t believe that I still have the same amorous feelings for my phone.
When I first got
it her, I stuck it her in an Otter.
There was no way I was going to let anything happen to
Not on my watch.
My Secret Santa got me an i-Blason Power Glider external battery case (because of course, the iPhone battery life is for shit).
it her into it’s her new case… It’s Her shiny white face exposed…
Talk among yourselves…
I can’t believe I’ve kept this thing of beauty hidden for so long.
Nobody put’s Baby in a corner!
I love my iPhone 5.
Is my love so wrong?